kittyb4e:

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moongoer:

no tits on Tumblr but Nazis are fine i guess

c3po:

rcktpwr:

kitfisto:

*stuffs my pussy with oatmeal* breakfast is ready

*hogs squealing*

maybe this is why they’re deleting tumblr

jee-q:

Don’t even trip when you get cut off or cut someone off. Keep that “it was nice while it lasted, but it was nice to know you” energy & move on.

affectionatesuggestion:

concept: we’re both home in our underwear after a long day at work. your head is in my lap; my hands playing with your hair. we can hear rain against the windowpane outside. it’s quiet, and comfortable, and i love you.

neproxrezi:

if this website shuts down turn your minecraft render distance down and ill be there in the fog

coral:

I sit here and tell myself that I gotta move on, that I need to start making myself happy, that you truly don’t matter and that I can be without you. Then I fall asleep and dream of you, wake up in sweats, wake up in tears and it’s like everything I told myself is forgotton.

sextronautt:

how can lawyers argue without crying 

enecoo:

nickel1817:

enecoo:

Someone good at math here?

yeah

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dankmemesreasonforliving:

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virgoassbitch:

My kink is having absolutely no one from high school know anything about me or what I’m doin now lmao

flame:

No matter how much I say I love you, I always love you more than that.

damianmcgintleman:

fearpact:

he’s making a list, he’s checking it twice!

he’s gonna find out who’s on thin fucking ice!

🎶 Santa Claus is callin’ you out 🎶